Sacred Haven of Debauchery

Hey, do you like welding goggles? I really liked them as a kid, and I still think they're pretty cool. They have this industrial vibe, and I'm sure every industrial band would love to have a pair. I can just imagine KMFDM or Die Krupps wearing them – it would look awesome.

They only wear them when they're working. It wouldn't be cool if sparks were flying right into their mustaches. So, you can't have everything.

Added 3 minutes later
I just made some noodles with scrambled eggs, and it turned out to be divided into two parts and completely mirrored the map of World of Warcraft.