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And I know how this mafia started! And right now, I’ll tell you a little story... :D
It all began one fine day when Hos and I were transporting some serious contraband (10 kg of cannabis, tons of hallucinogenic mushrooms, and a large amount of hashish). Nеbo, naturally, upon learning about such valuable goods, contacted us almost that same day and decided to buy up all the cannabis (plus my entire coffee factory, where, along with the coffee, there were tons of heroin disguised as dry cream! And also a disc of the movie "Troy" :D but that’s another story...).
Literally a day later, after delivering the goods to his chambers, our esteemed client decided to throw a party! For his celebration, he gathered all the residents of the city of Heroes World whom he considered friends (there were also those who snuck in through connections, but the host was all for it)).
First, he treated everyone to coffee with cream; no one really understood why, but everyone was having such a good time that afterwards they agreed to play some strange game called "pick a number" :D. And after that amusing and rather interesting game in the struggle for the number, the hospitable host decided to build a huge bonfire (he set fire to some green statue made of some beautiful herb).
So soon, all the residents of the HW city who came to the celebration found themselves in the middle of the Trojan War event!
Hostor and I never could have imagined that such a thing could happen to us! But, in the course of our kind-hearted, hospitable Nеbo's "experiment," we discovered that we are blood relatives! O_O. Accordingly, given that Arandor was always my companion's good brother-pervert, I found out that he is also my adopted little brother! :O What’s more, I gained a little sister, Verevolka, and even a new dad, Moning! :D
Also, I kidnapped my friend Freyd’s wife, who was actually a guy, White Lizard, for various sexual perversions—which, by the way, never happened (so roll your lip back in).
Also, during this experiment, I temporarily turned from Neira into Narу (which was amusing, to say the least).
But, along with the good and fun moments, there were these little bastards who tried to kill me three times! (like, they wanted to steal my business, I guess, but fat chance! Even if I die, it goes to my partner and older brother, Hostor!) But two of those scoundrels paid the price (the rare pervert Freyd and the evil maniac Vistrityachka, who pretended to be me for a while—I’m talking to you! :rolleyes:). Moreover, our family gained an enemy! :O Wicked Uncle Torium! He’s the one responsible for me losing consciousness for the rest of the time, he’s the one who helped bring Arandor out of his drug-induced trance with his damn blockages on my dear little brother).
But, my brother turned out to be an experienced junkie (and his weapon was pathos!), so all the attempts of the evil competitors failed miserably (they picked the wrong guy!), so he was able to snap all the scoundrels out of their drug-fueled state before they could do the same to him.
But, besides the evil competitors, there was one more passenger with strange inclinations! :O This evil maniac named Nommy dared to kill my little sister! :smile05: He also attempted the life of my new daddy, but luckily, my brother turned out to be smarter and more cunning than him, so to avoid being the only family member left, he protected our dear old dad!)
Also worth mentioning is the wolf who, for some reason, dressed as a woman (probably thinking he’d catch Little Red Riding Hood by the tail, only she turned out to be in a different drug-induced paradise), the ever-suspicious Revanka, who had a sea of clones, and a man in a size-5 boob suit O_O.
And finally, I’ll mention myself, who during this drug-fueled game developed some terrible inclinations, because at night, while I was keeping an eye on my friends, I read manga (lots of manga!! :smile42:), which soon led me to a sea of lewd jokes and hilarious perverted fantasies that you will never find out about :D
That’s all (apologies to those I forgot to write about; I just have no other thoughts in my head, but I hope you’re not offended :o).
P.S.: Nеbo, please, forgive me for this nonsense with the drugs! I swear, I won’t make you out to be the main junkie anymore >_<. It’s just, well, I couldn’t pass up such an opportunity :o
It all began one fine day when Hos and I were transporting some serious contraband (10 kg of cannabis, tons of hallucinogenic mushrooms, and a large amount of hashish). Nеbo, naturally, upon learning about such valuable goods, contacted us almost that same day and decided to buy up all the cannabis (plus my entire coffee factory, where, along with the coffee, there were tons of heroin disguised as dry cream! And also a disc of the movie "Troy" :D but that’s another story...).
Literally a day later, after delivering the goods to his chambers, our esteemed client decided to throw a party! For his celebration, he gathered all the residents of the city of Heroes World whom he considered friends (there were also those who snuck in through connections, but the host was all for it)).
First, he treated everyone to coffee with cream; no one really understood why, but everyone was having such a good time that afterwards they agreed to play some strange game called "pick a number" :D. And after that amusing and rather interesting game in the struggle for the number, the hospitable host decided to build a huge bonfire (he set fire to some green statue made of some beautiful herb).
So soon, all the residents of the HW city who came to the celebration found themselves in the middle of the Trojan War event!
Hostor and I never could have imagined that such a thing could happen to us! But, in the course of our kind-hearted, hospitable Nеbo's "experiment," we discovered that we are blood relatives! O_O. Accordingly, given that Arandor was always my companion's good brother-pervert, I found out that he is also my adopted little brother! :O What’s more, I gained a little sister, Verevolka, and even a new dad, Moning! :D
Also, I kidnapped my friend Freyd’s wife, who was actually a guy, White Lizard, for various sexual perversions—which, by the way, never happened (so roll your lip back in).
Also, during this experiment, I temporarily turned from Neira into Narу (which was amusing, to say the least).
But, along with the good and fun moments, there were these little bastards who tried to kill me three times! (like, they wanted to steal my business, I guess, but fat chance! Even if I die, it goes to my partner and older brother, Hostor!) But two of those scoundrels paid the price (the rare pervert Freyd and the evil maniac Vistrityachka, who pretended to be me for a while—I’m talking to you! :rolleyes:). Moreover, our family gained an enemy! :O Wicked Uncle Torium! He’s the one responsible for me losing consciousness for the rest of the time, he’s the one who helped bring Arandor out of his drug-induced trance with his damn blockages on my dear little brother).
But, my brother turned out to be an experienced junkie (and his weapon was pathos!), so all the attempts of the evil competitors failed miserably (they picked the wrong guy!), so he was able to snap all the scoundrels out of their drug-fueled state before they could do the same to him.
But, besides the evil competitors, there was one more passenger with strange inclinations! :O This evil maniac named Nommy dared to kill my little sister! :smile05: He also attempted the life of my new daddy, but luckily, my brother turned out to be smarter and more cunning than him, so to avoid being the only family member left, he protected our dear old dad!)
Also worth mentioning is the wolf who, for some reason, dressed as a woman (probably thinking he’d catch Little Red Riding Hood by the tail, only she turned out to be in a different drug-induced paradise), the ever-suspicious Revanka, who had a sea of clones, and a man in a size-5 boob suit O_O.
And finally, I’ll mention myself, who during this drug-fueled game developed some terrible inclinations, because at night, while I was keeping an eye on my friends, I read manga (lots of manga!! :smile42:), which soon led me to a sea of lewd jokes and hilarious perverted fantasies that you will never find out about :D
That’s all (apologies to those I forgot to write about; I just have no other thoughts in my head, but I hope you’re not offended :o).
P.S.: Nеbo, please, forgive me for this nonsense with the drugs! I swear, I won’t make you out to be the main junkie anymore >_<. It’s just, well, I couldn’t pass up such an opportunity :o
