A statement from Alvirdimus on elderscrolls.net:
ALL MODERATORS MUST READ THIS!:)
Dear moderator, are you fed up with users? Do they create tons of idiotic threads, spam, and cause trouble on the forum? And then, if you do anything, they shout, "All moderators are [censored by moderator]!"
Here are exactly thirty worthy responses to these insignificant noobs when questions arise about the quality of your moderation! No one will dare argue with you!
So, let's go:
1. I just deleted it.
2. I accidentally deleted it.
3. I pressed the wrong button.
4. I was drunk and having fun on the site.
5. I wanted to annoy someone.
6. My girlfriend left me.
7. I just felt that everyone was forgetting who's in charge on the forum.
8. As a protest against the lawlessness of traffic cops.
9. My girlfriend came to visit.
10. I just needed to delete something.
11. I don't remember.
12. I was practicing.
13. I needed to reduce the amount of data in the database because we don't have enough memory.
14. It wasn't me, it was my girlfriend who came to visit.
15. Sorry, some kind of fly bit me.
16. Ilya told me to.
17. That's just how things turned out...
18. It's better this way, in terms of the site's design.
19. My girlfriend asked me to.
20. I had a vision...
21. I wanted to leave a mark.
22. I didn't fully believe it was possible.
23. My son thought it was a calculator program.
24. I was curious to see if you would notice.
25. Damn it, this is the last time.
26. The ways of a moderator are mysterious.
27. After spilling beer, only this key works.
28. I get paid based on how many times I do this... Don't be angry, kind people, my wife is hungry at home, and the children are not fed...
29. I just don't know how to do anything else...
30. Just because I have the ability, and you don't... Heh-heh-heh...
And here's another gem:
Three guys are sitting in a boat, fishing.
It's night, and dawn is breaking. One says:
- The sun is rising!
The second:
- Yes, I haven't seen such a beautiful sunrise in a long time!
The third kicks the first two out of the boat.
The guys surface:
- Why?!
- The first one for off-topic, the second for spam.
- Are you crazy?!
The guy takes out an oar and *whack* hits both of them on the head:
- And for insulting me, you're banned!!!
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