Sacred Haven of Debauchery

Lord, grant me intelligence, I want to understand what this thing is and how it can help me.

This is terrible.
And why would anyone do something like this...?

Added 2 minutes later

I wonder if hair gel will have any effect on it? Will it cause hair loss or something else, haha.

I don't think it will cause hair loss in the next ten years, but maybe in about twenty years... so it's best not to put anything on your hair.