Sacred Haven of Debauchery

Dear Paladin Rider, your messages are mostly uninformative and have an aggressive tone, arrogance, and hatred towards forum members on a racial or other basis.
I ask you to stop this. If you repeat this, I will be forced to write you a few more warnings and possibly contact the forum administration.
Sincerely, Magnus

There is a suggestion to share funny things.
I think everyone has their own original names for units, heroes, etc.
Let's start?

Grand Piano - Hydra from the Swamp
Kolyunya (from Nikolai Valuev) - Giant
Underwear - Gremlins
Pokemon - Pikemen
Exhibitionist - a man in a cloak from Conflux
Grandmothers - spirits from Necropolis
Grandfathers - dwarves
Mutant puppies - Cerberuses from Inferno
Meat chopper - Crusaders (maybe Paladins?) from Castle (I have an English version)
Cattle breeders - men with whips from Inferno (Pit Bulls)

Hit on the head with a kettle - use "Chain Lightning" (the English name is similar to "kettle")
Copper kettle - artifact

That's all I remembered for now.
Masochists - Pit Lords (demons with a whip)
Vacuum cleaners - Air Elementals
Monkeys - Monks (from English monk)
Crunchy - Fairy or Skeletons (they crunch when they walk/fly)

My dictionary (and that of Irina, my eternal rival):
nightstand (stool) - gargoyle
little horses - nightmares
rhinoceroses - unicorns
birds - phoenixes
chubriks - knights
puzans - peasants
whores () - beasts
grandfathers - mages
kitties - rakshasas

etc. and so on.