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Here are 4 questions that top-tier recruitment agencies use to assess candidates' mental abilities: Question 1: How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? Correct answer: Open the refrigerator, put the giraffe in, and close the refrigerator. --> This question reveals whether you have a tendency to overcomplicate simple tasks. Question 2: How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator? Incorrect answer: Open the refrigerator, put the elephant in, and close the refrigerator. Correct answer: Open the refrigerator, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, and close the refrigerator. --> This question reveals whether you can consider the consequences of your previous actions when making decisions. Question 3: A lion called all the animals to a meeting. All of them came except for one. Which animal was it? Correct answer: It's the elephant. It's in the refrigerator, remember? --> This question tests your memory. OK. Even if you didn't answer the previous three questions correctly, you still have a chance to show what you're capable of. Question 4: You need to cross a wide river that is full of crocodiles. How do you do it? Correct answer: Swim across. After all, the crocodiles are all at the lion's meeting. --> This question reveals whether you can learn from your mistakes. *** Lullaby The killed fox is sleeping, The strangled bird is sleeping, The beheaded hamster Look how limp it is. Drowning in stinky sludge, Mice are sleeping in the aquarium. And on the dried-up floor Fish are sleeping in a pile in the corner. Embryos are sleeping in a test tube, Pharaohs are sleeping in a museum, And in a cozy mausoleum Lenin is sleeping, blissfully dozing, The watchman is sleeping with a knife in his back, Firefighters are sleeping in the fire, And, crushed by a log, The builder is sleeping a dead sleep. Having made only one mistake, The sappers are sleeping at this hour. The paratrooper is sleeping on the rocks. Having forgotten to turn off the gas, neighbors, Are sleeping soundly on the parquet Flies are dozing in a web... Sleep, or I'll hit you with a pillow! © Gloomy Morning. *** Mind-blowing. http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/ Option #2. http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/footy/