Town Square

aaaaa... I thought there was a riddle about a dead man lying in the desert, holding a matchstick in his hand. =[br][/br]
Oh, well then, the guy just got sad from the memories that came to his mind after eating a seagull (I don't know what kind of establishment serves seagulls on the menu), and he decided to commit suicide, right?
P.S. It definitely wasn't because the dish was too expensive, or because someone forced him to.