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Why Luke Skywalker is better than Han Solo
10. Luke was never frozen in carbonite.
9. Luke's ship's hyperdrive always works.
8. Luke believes in the Force; Han calls it an "ancient religion."
7. Have you ever seen Han lift a droid into the air with his hands and feet tied?
6. Luke only made a deal with Jabba when his friends' lives were in danger.
5. Luke earned his ship through valiant service in the Rebel Alliance. Han won his ship.
4. Luke was never a smuggler.
3. In the Battle of Yavin, Luke fought from beginning to end. Han joined at the last moment.
2. Luke never wanted to shoot Ewoks.
1. HIS FATHER!!!
And I'm not even mentioning that Arandor has never been in space...
And Krab definitely won't be saving the world))
*happily went to get some popcorn*
P.S. Seriously, there's too much Arandor!
А, вот почему.
🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕