Sacred Haven of Debauchery

I didn't receive any pizza. And even if I did, you should ask your delivery guys about it.

You specifically asked me to bring you pizza, and I did bring it to you, but by a strange coincidence, you weren't there where I brought it (next to my computer on the table), but I did bring it, as agreed. And the money, as agreed, (twelve US dollars) you were supposed to send to my mailbox at my registered address.

But I don't care.

Well, I care about my chocolate bar! You said you would give it to me when I came to the capital, but you didn't specify which one, so I could come to New York, and you would still owe me the chocolate bar.