Sacred Haven of Debauchery

hmm, a fantasy Counter-Strike... I'd definitely play that.

But first, you have to send me money.

No, in this post

No, but if you come to the capital, I'll buy you a chocolate bar. Otherwise, you won't get anything at all and will waste your money.

nothing is said about me giving you money)

I forgot to mention the funniest thing about the Consul, or rather, two things:
first, they are all (the Consul and his gang) huge, 2 meters tall, it just looks funny for the Consul, especially when there are so many VIPs there.
second, he wished us (the little guys xD) to grow as big, to grow up, to grow wide, and become real Vikings! xD when he left, we all started laughing hysterically x)))))