Even you, Liz, couldn't have come up with that; I'm more of a brain than you now, xD
but I was just showing off)
I'll think of something/remember something now
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A man came to a restaurant, called the waiter. He asked him to bring him a seagull dish. The waiter brought it. The man ate the seagull, left the restaurant, took out a gun, and shot himself. Why?