Sacred Haven of Debauchery

http://www.magicworkstation.com/
This is the program itself; you can download it.
Don't be afraid; it's actually free. What they want $20 for isn't worth 20 cents, so use the free version.
You can create decks with this program; you can create your own card database, basically it's just a convenient tool. You can also play online and test decks.

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I was talking about the song, not Magic: The Gathering.

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The English in Magic: The Gathering is easy; it's hard not to understand. This applies to Magic: The Gathering, although you can localize the card database.

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I also have a few Chinese, French, and other cards.
Italian, I think. But most of them are Russian and English; there are more English ones, and they are easier to understand.

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Just tell me when I can join you.
I can tomorrow and the day after.

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Yeah, I need to install Infusion because Qwip is down. /:

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Dude, I have all my permanent teeth; why does my tooth hurt so much, like it wants to fall out? /:

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Why has everyone stopped chatting? /:

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Looking at emoticons @ 23:54

That made me laugh a little.)))