Sacred Haven of Debauchery

They disturbed my sleep again, as always, waking me up with noise and chatter =\ Sigh, I was having a dream... I don't remember what it was about, but I think I was a killer, and I was killing all the spammers. The action took place in some abandoned house, which was full of corpses (yours, of course). In front of the entrance lay the body of Wolf, and next to it, sticking out of the ground, was a stake with his head impaled on it (they were setting it on fire, by the way). Entering inside, on the threshold, you could see the body of Vegtam. He tried to stop me, but he was no match, and now there's a big hole in his head. Further down the corridor, we have three paths. If you go to the right, you'll end up in the bathroom, and in the bathtub lies Siv, or rather, pieces of Siv. To the left is the kitchen, where Vis lies on the table. Judging by his appearance, he was tortured. His eyes, tongue, and his whole body speak of the terrible pain he experienced before his death. And if you go straight, you'll see a door leading to the hall. Magnus is nailed to the door with crutches, and his stomach is cut open, with his intestines hanging out. Opening the door, we enter the hall. To the left lies Nebo and his head, to the right is Vesker and his scalp, and next to him is Lizard, with almost the same diagnosis, only they also removed the top of his skull (there wasn't as much brain as we thought. Wolf was very upset, so he cut off his own head, impaled it on a stake, and set it on fire, thus killing himself). In the center of the hall, I was standing, ready to cut Homm's watermelon in half. Amko was watching all this, whimpering in the corner. And just as I raised my machete over Homm's head, I suddenly woke up =\ Sigh, it was so disappointing...

I hope we'll meet in real life someday.