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It's been a very long time since I've been reading Bash.. occasionally some quotes about Heroes would slip through... at first I just read them... then I started copying some... I've gathered a small collection, so to speak...
some are funny, others are just amusing..!
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I'm showing a special kind of street magic. Right now, you're going to want to play one game...
Market - First floor of the mage guild - blacksmith - magistrate - citadel - castle - CAPITOL
Damn you.... Writing something like this at the end of May :( Going to look for the disc....
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A discussion about Heroes of Might and Magic is ongoing.
xxx: a hero as such is more of a commander than a warrior. He is the embodiment of the player, someone endowed more with intellect than brute force. Logically, he should be far from the battlefield and command using means of communication, so the third Heroes are the most realistic in this regard.
yyy: I can just picture it...
Somewhere around the tenth-thirteenth century. No later—
gunpowder doesn't exist yet.
Goldoth the Half-Dead is dialing the leader of the vampires. "You may proceed," he croaks into the receiver and sets down the phone, which immediately vibrates again. An otherworldly chill emanated from the handset, followed by the clatter of fangs and a sepulchral howl. He sighed and started explaining to the Cerberi exactly how to attack to also catch the Genies, the Hobbits, and the Dwarves. Oh-oh... On ICQ—the Devil: "So, who do we kill?"...
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Who remembers Heroes of Might and Magic 3? Well, Eyjafjallajökull is the Shroud of Darkness...
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She (18:02:11 29/03/2010)
How's spring over there? Did it have a good sweep through the city, did everything melt?
Me (18:02:51 29/03/2010)
The Tajiks are fighting the snowdrifts quite actively)
Me (18:03:28 29/03/2010)
doesn't seem like any frosts are expected anytime soon
She (18:03:30 29/03/2010)
We have no one to fight them. All the Tajiks are on construction sites
Me (18:03:42 29/03/2010)
we've got countless numbers of them..
She (18:05:06 29/03/2010)
They say in May it'll be +20 anyway
Me (18:05:21 29/03/2010)
+20 Tajiks?!?!
Me (18:05:41 29/03/2010)
May. Tajik growth +20. Just like in Heroes of Might and Magic...
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xxx
bought a laptop?
yyy
yeah, but I'm going to go exchange this piece of shit
xxx
what's wrong?
yyy
it's got Vista on it, and Heroes 3 won't work on it((
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Decided to install the old Heroes III, got an error during installation: "System does not meet minimum requirements. Detected 2 Gb of RAM, requires 32 Mb."
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If my beloved Heroes 3 won't run on Windows 7, then I don't need it at all!
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Danya Shepovalov: I was walking through an underpass just now, and musicians were playing the main theme from the old Heroes of Might and Magic. With all those unhurried medieval arpeggios. When I came out of the underpass, I hoped to see windmills, dragons, piles of sulfur and rubies, but all that was there were autumn trees and asphalt, traveling on which costs a shitload of movement points.
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The difference between a perfectly beautiful but stupid girl and a pretty but interesting one is like the difference between Heroes 5 and Heroes 3: you want to look at the first one, but you want to play the second one))))
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From a browser game like Heroes of M&M:
You saw tracks leading to a camp of Peasants (25 pcs.), it's not hard to guess, they have 67 gold there
Of course, only a fool wouldn't guess that 25 peasants are guarding exactly 67 gold ...
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xxx: I wonder what Suvorov would do if he lived in our time?
yyy: he'd probably become a world champion at StarCraft and Company of Heroes
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Morti: I've got a generation conflict here...
Morti: The first Heroes hanged Windows 7.
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Anybody got shared Heroes 2?
If you do - keep quiet, 'cause I need to work
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Ookami
went with *** to look at an apartment) nice) next to a cemetery)
pijamkin
a cemetery nearby is awesome! +15 zombies each growth
pijamkin
you'll build a dragon cave next to it!
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him: I'm not playing Heroes 5 with you!
her: You agreed to marry me, but you don't want to play???
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jentos13: So, a friend asked me today "Teach me to play Heroes"
jentos13: I'm thinking - how do you teach
jentos13: playing Heroes is like breathing )
jentos13: if you can't do it, you die
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DEAD: Went to visit relatives today, my cousin is there, still little. Well, they asked me to play with him, gave me some toys etc. Many of them played some tune when you pressed a button. I picked up some donkey, pressed it... I'LL BE DAMNED!!!! The main theme from the third Heroes!!!
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xxx: so how's it going??
yyy: oh great... stayed over at my boyfriend's place... played Heroes until morning... realized we're latent nerds...
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good: Heroes, huh?
: I don't have time to play around with you. I'm receiving a responsible shipment. PM pistols. Brand new, in factory grease.
...
: (((( I have to check them for defects and counterfeits. EACH one!11 there's a thousand of them, dammit.
...
: I hate PMs...
...
: why the hell am I the one checking them? I have no idea where to look, what to pull.
...
: they're all the same. stupid job.
...
: managed it. so what about hmm?
good: Loading up.
...
: screw Heroes, get the beer ready, I got fired.
good: Busted playing Heroes?
: nope. The warehouse manager came, took the batch I received, and started dumping them into a trough of oil. Two floated up. Wooden. I'm amazed at our fatherland 0o.
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xxx: Hey Sanych, sup)! Wanna play Heroes online tonight? I'll grab some beer :)
yyy: Hello, Alexey. This is Liza. Sasha can't play Heroes with you today - we have plans tonight.
xxx: Hi Liz. How about tomorrow?)
yyy: Tomorrow he won't be able to either. Anticipating your question "when then", I'll answer in advance: nev-er.
yyy logged off
xxx: damn, Sash, why'd you have to get married?..
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Anyway, there's a way to play computer games and not turn into a nerd. The gist of it is that, while playing, for example, Heroes, EVERY time you level up, you tear your ass off the chair and do ten pushups, thirty squats, or some other exercise in the same vein. And do this constantly; for other games, come up with your own moments to do the exercises. The main thing is that it happens about once every twenty minutes (for example, in Heroes, at the start of a game you'll have to squat every five minutes, and closer to the end - maybe once every half hour). You get muscles, and your eyes get a rest))) Plus you have time to think over your next move, by the way
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SOLOD: Fuck! I'm absolutely speechless!!!!!
SOLOD: Bought beer, chips. A free evening. Decided to get nostalgic. Fired up Heroes of Magic 3. Created a random map, specifically chose LARGE to build up longer. Everything's great, I'm sitting playing, leveling up, mopping up random enemies around, drinking beer, eating chips...
SOLOD: After a couple-three hours it turns out... The computer generated a map split exactly in half by forest and mountains. And there are no portals, no passages, no underground pathways!
SOLOD: I'm just running around at the bottom... the enemy is just running around at the top...
SOLOD: One consolation, at least I was running around with beer and chips... %)
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Well come on, confess - who wrote what???;) :D :smile02:
ps it's all original..sorry for the swearing..
some are funny, others are just amusing..!
____________________________________________________________
I'm showing a special kind of street magic. Right now, you're going to want to play one game...
Market - First floor of the mage guild - blacksmith - magistrate - citadel - castle - CAPITOL
Damn you.... Writing something like this at the end of May :( Going to look for the disc....
_____________________________________________________________________________________________
A discussion about Heroes of Might and Magic is ongoing.
xxx: a hero as such is more of a commander than a warrior. He is the embodiment of the player, someone endowed more with intellect than brute force. Logically, he should be far from the battlefield and command using means of communication, so the third Heroes are the most realistic in this regard.
yyy: I can just picture it...
Somewhere around the tenth-thirteenth century. No later—
gunpowder doesn't exist yet.
Goldoth the Half-Dead is dialing the leader of the vampires. "You may proceed," he croaks into the receiver and sets down the phone, which immediately vibrates again. An otherworldly chill emanated from the handset, followed by the clatter of fangs and a sepulchral howl. He sighed and started explaining to the Cerberi exactly how to attack to also catch the Genies, the Hobbits, and the Dwarves. Oh-oh... On ICQ—the Devil: "So, who do we kill?"...
_______________________________________________________________________________________________
Who remembers Heroes of Might and Magic 3? Well, Eyjafjallajökull is the Shroud of Darkness...
_________________________________________________________________________________________________
She (18:02:11 29/03/2010)
How's spring over there? Did it have a good sweep through the city, did everything melt?
Me (18:02:51 29/03/2010)
The Tajiks are fighting the snowdrifts quite actively)
Me (18:03:28 29/03/2010)
doesn't seem like any frosts are expected anytime soon
She (18:03:30 29/03/2010)
We have no one to fight them. All the Tajiks are on construction sites
Me (18:03:42 29/03/2010)
we've got countless numbers of them..
She (18:05:06 29/03/2010)
They say in May it'll be +20 anyway
Me (18:05:21 29/03/2010)
+20 Tajiks?!?!
Me (18:05:41 29/03/2010)
May. Tajik growth +20. Just like in Heroes of Might and Magic...
_____________________________________________________________________________________________________
xxx
bought a laptop?
yyy
yeah, but I'm going to go exchange this piece of shit
xxx
what's wrong?
yyy
it's got Vista on it, and Heroes 3 won't work on it((
____________________________________________________________________________________________________
Decided to install the old Heroes III, got an error during installation: "System does not meet minimum requirements. Detected 2 Gb of RAM, requires 32 Mb."
__________________________________________________________________________________________________________
If my beloved Heroes 3 won't run on Windows 7, then I don't need it at all!
__________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Danya Shepovalov: I was walking through an underpass just now, and musicians were playing the main theme from the old Heroes of Might and Magic. With all those unhurried medieval arpeggios. When I came out of the underpass, I hoped to see windmills, dragons, piles of sulfur and rubies, but all that was there were autumn trees and asphalt, traveling on which costs a shitload of movement points.
_____________________________________________________________________________________________________________
The difference between a perfectly beautiful but stupid girl and a pretty but interesting one is like the difference between Heroes 5 and Heroes 3: you want to look at the first one, but you want to play the second one))))
_______________________________________________________________________________________________________________
From a browser game like Heroes of M&M:
You saw tracks leading to a camp of Peasants (25 pcs.), it's not hard to guess, they have 67 gold there
Of course, only a fool wouldn't guess that 25 peasants are guarding exactly 67 gold ...
_______________________________________________________________________________________________________________
xxx: I wonder what Suvorov would do if he lived in our time?
yyy: he'd probably become a world champion at StarCraft and Company of Heroes
________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Morti: I've got a generation conflict here...
Morti: The first Heroes hanged Windows 7.
________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Anybody got shared Heroes 2?
If you do - keep quiet, 'cause I need to work
_________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Ookami
went with *** to look at an apartment) nice) next to a cemetery)
pijamkin
a cemetery nearby is awesome! +15 zombies each growth
pijamkin
you'll build a dragon cave next to it!
____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
him: I'm not playing Heroes 5 with you!
her: You agreed to marry me, but you don't want to play???
_____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
jentos13: So, a friend asked me today "Teach me to play Heroes"
jentos13: I'm thinking - how do you teach
jentos13: playing Heroes is like breathing )
jentos13: if you can't do it, you die
_____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
DEAD: Went to visit relatives today, my cousin is there, still little. Well, they asked me to play with him, gave me some toys etc. Many of them played some tune when you pressed a button. I picked up some donkey, pressed it... I'LL BE DAMNED!!!! The main theme from the third Heroes!!!
____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
xxx: so how's it going??
yyy: oh great... stayed over at my boyfriend's place... played Heroes until morning... realized we're latent nerds...
_____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
good: Heroes, huh?
: I don't have time to play around with you. I'm receiving a responsible shipment. PM pistols. Brand new, in factory grease.
...
: (((( I have to check them for defects and counterfeits. EACH one!11 there's a thousand of them, dammit.
...
: I hate PMs...
...
: why the hell am I the one checking them? I have no idea where to look, what to pull.
...
: they're all the same. stupid job.
...
: managed it. so what about hmm?
good: Loading up.
...
: screw Heroes, get the beer ready, I got fired.
good: Busted playing Heroes?
: nope. The warehouse manager came, took the batch I received, and started dumping them into a trough of oil. Two floated up. Wooden. I'm amazed at our fatherland 0o.
______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
xxx: Hey Sanych, sup)! Wanna play Heroes online tonight? I'll grab some beer :)
yyy: Hello, Alexey. This is Liza. Sasha can't play Heroes with you today - we have plans tonight.
xxx: Hi Liz. How about tomorrow?)
yyy: Tomorrow he won't be able to either. Anticipating your question "when then", I'll answer in advance: nev-er.
yyy logged off
xxx: damn, Sash, why'd you have to get married?..
______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Anyway, there's a way to play computer games and not turn into a nerd. The gist of it is that, while playing, for example, Heroes, EVERY time you level up, you tear your ass off the chair and do ten pushups, thirty squats, or some other exercise in the same vein. And do this constantly; for other games, come up with your own moments to do the exercises. The main thing is that it happens about once every twenty minutes (for example, in Heroes, at the start of a game you'll have to squat every five minutes, and closer to the end - maybe once every half hour). You get muscles, and your eyes get a rest))) Plus you have time to think over your next move, by the way
_____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
SOLOD: Fuck! I'm absolutely speechless!!!!!
SOLOD: Bought beer, chips. A free evening. Decided to get nostalgic. Fired up Heroes of Magic 3. Created a random map, specifically chose LARGE to build up longer. Everything's great, I'm sitting playing, leveling up, mopping up random enemies around, drinking beer, eating chips...
SOLOD: After a couple-three hours it turns out... The computer generated a map split exactly in half by forest and mountains. And there are no portals, no passages, no underground pathways!
SOLOD: I'm just running around at the bottom... the enemy is just running around at the top...
SOLOD: One consolation, at least I was running around with beer and chips... %)
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Well come on, confess - who wrote what???;) :D :smile02:
ps it's all original..sorry for the swearing..
играю на уровне AI !!:smile32: ;)