Sacred Haven of Debauchery

I don't like beat 'em ups. I always get bored in these games after just a couple of levels. Battletoads was an exception; it was less stressful. I also don't like scrolling games, and I can't stand Sonic. And other grindy platformers. I don't like racing games – they were downright terrible on old consoles. I also don't like Counter-Strike. And games like the aforementioned Sonic, where you have to collect various coins at high speeds on complex levels. Worms is also not for me. Golden Axe is surprisingly good, but it gets boring. Mortal Kombat is boring, as are fighting games in general.
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