A short sketch under the tentative title "A Hero's Diary":
- Who is this idiot who has nothing better to do? Dragged me out of the tavern, didn't even let me finish my beer... Oh, it's you, madam! I am at your service...
- Damn, it's kind of dark here... Wait, did you get something mixed up? I'm a knight, and your Castle is the Dungeon Swamp... Never mind, never mind. I am at your service, madam.
- My God, and these ragamuffins are my army?! You, in the front row, in heels... Don't get in the way of the troops. How fast you are... Okay, stay, but keep in mind – I won't tolerate any debauchery in the army.
- And who is that riding on a lizard? Are horses no longer good enough for us? Are we going to ride amphibians now? What are you saying? It's a reptile? And what does it eat? Oh... That's terrible...
- Why did I drink so much beer... I definitely overdid it – I'm seeing double and triple. What? Does she have that many heads? You're saying it's a Hydra?
- We set out tomorrow at dawn. The first day of the journey – everything is normal. The second day of the journey. Forest all around. The third, fourth, and fifth days of the journey... You, on the reptile, don't run ahead – see, the girls can't keep up with you. Girls, stop whining, we'll get to the Castle, and then you'll have a shower, a bath, and cocoa with tea.
- The seventh day of the journey. A sawmill appeared on the horizon. Listen to my command – get ready, gather yourselves – and into battle. The task is to take the sawmill from this miserable bunch of neutrals. Oh, and one more thing: don't feed the lizards before the battle...
- Well, we didn't really need your sawmill... Okay, those who survived, line up and head to the Castle – for reinforcements. They're ready..