Is an AK (assault rifle) necessary or not in principle? (poll)

No, no, guys. Thanks for the trust, but there's no need to even discuss my candidacy – I barely have time for the Portal as it is – I'm practically the only one there, and you have bureaucracy in full bloom :)
And they'll accuse me of power grabbing later :D
I'd rather be an arbitrator – I'll oversee things from the sidelines ;)