Since I don't have the desire, time, or energy to push everyone to play, I've decided on the following:
The top two players from each group at the end of the group stage will advance to the playoffs! The selection criteria are as follows:
1. Number of points
2. If the number of points is equal, the number of games played overall is considered (1/4 is better than 1/1)
3. If the number of points and games is equal, the head-to-head result is considered.