Небо
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The Snotty Man
This man was a scientist. He developed completely new and unprecedentedly effective nasal drops and other remedies for nose-related ailments. And, like a true scientist, he tested everything on himself. But apparently, something went wrong, and his super-drops had the opposite effect. At first, it was just a common cold, but one day, when the scientist went out on the balcony to breathe in some fresh air (through his mouth), something got into his nose, and he sneezed... it was a bad day for the people walking under his balcony at that moment. They were all completely covered in, well, you know what. They slipped on it, spat, cursed, and couldn't figure out what had happened to them.
Soon, the scientist realized that he wouldn't be able to cure himself and decided to develop his abilities. He invented a special nano-device that controlled the amount, size, and viscosity of the spray, and so on...
:smile04:
Is it too gross? :smile04:
This man was a scientist. He developed completely new and unprecedentedly effective nasal drops and other remedies for nose-related ailments. And, like a true scientist, he tested everything on himself. But apparently, something went wrong, and his super-drops had the opposite effect. At first, it was just a common cold, but one day, when the scientist went out on the balcony to breathe in some fresh air (through his mouth), something got into his nose, and he sneezed... it was a bad day for the people walking under his balcony at that moment. They were all completely covered in, well, you know what. They slipped on it, spat, cursed, and couldn't figure out what had happened to them.
Soon, the scientist realized that he wouldn't be able to cure himself and decided to develop his abilities. He invented a special nano-device that controlled the amount, size, and viscosity of the spray, and so on...
:smile04:
Is it too gross? :smile04:
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт
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