Dreams.

I can't even remember having such silly and nonsensical dreams as the one I had today. ...I was walking through some huge store with lots of partitions – it was quite cramped. I don't remember ever seeing such a store in real life. I really needed soap (why? O_o), and I was walking through the household goods sections. I passed the shampoo section, the razor section, and came to the liquid soap section. I asked the saleswoman which soap she would recommend, and she said that they specially select soap for each customer, and there was no soap here that would suit me. Then I went to the next section. There were not many products on the counter – a well-known brand of super glue and a few soaps. There were some bars of laundry soap, and among them was a soap from a well-known brand that produces laundry detergent (they don't actually produce soap). It cost 16 rubles, but it wasn't right for me. Then I noticed a bar of soap, just one, for 30 rubles, from a brand that produces toothpaste (such soap doesn't exist either). Then the saleswoman from the previous section walked by and said that they needed to hang two A4 sheets with a description for each soap so that customers could choose the right soap. I asked for that soap (the toothpaste one), but they kept offering me glue. When I finally got the soap I wanted, the alarm clock woke me up...