Humans.

Hashish-Man
Once he was an ordinary drug addict guy. He smoked hashish occasionally but didn't get carried away. One day, a friend came over and offered to smoke some hashish he had bought from a strange fellow in Amsterdam. The guy took the first drag while his friend just watched, and at that very second, he fell unconscious. An ambulance arrived and took the guy's nearly lifeless body to the hospital. He survived, but upon waking up in the ward, he felt some changes, as if something inside him had shifted. Giving it no importance, he was soon discharged from the hospital. He quit smoking hashish and started living a normal life.
One night, late at hour, the guy was returning home. In a dark alley, he was met by four thugs; they quickly surrounded him and began extorting money and valuables. The guy was bewildered—there was nowhere to run, and fighting was pointless since there were four of them, but then he felt something strange: as if something was coming out of him. Thick smoke poured from his ears and nose, and soon all the thugs were lying on the ground, laughing and hugging each other.
He realized that he was now somehow capable of emitting some kind of gas. After thinking for a bit, he remembered that incident with the sketchy hashish and how he had been in the hospital. It was that specific hashish that gave him this ability; soon he discovered he could control the growth of hashish and had the ability to turn green, which pleased him even more...
And the reason for such a wonderful transformation was that very same Amsterdam—genetically modified hashish.
What nonsense....:smile04: