Mafia 16. I.A.O

Hos could have easily come up with a provocative announcement.

Hello, kind citizens! Hello, treacherous Mafiosi! Hello, neutral neutrals! DJ Analyst welcomes you to our "Wave of Amun-Ra"! Today, on this ordinary Egyptian morning, we will, as always, tell you about what happened yesterday and last night, because Captain Obvious, in my person, doesn't miss anything and sees right to the core! But I'm getting carried away, so let's get straight to the news!
Fraid, a preacher of a healthy lifestyle, philosopher, mathematician, and generally a smart person, was beaten by a crowd shouting strange, even pro-Nazi slogans like "Down with brains!", "No work, glory to booze!" and others. The poor guy was taken (to the intensive care unit) for mummification, and kicked a few more times for good measure. Nothing is known about Fraid's further fate - our main correspondents in the morgue prefer to remain silent.
Arandor, as usual, was in high spirits and almost "repeated" the feat of Icarus - he wanted to get a haircut with garden shears. As you know, this is exactly what caused Icarus to cut off his ears and not hear his father's advice. So, Arandor stopped in time, hearing shouts in the square, and went out to see what was going on. Seeing how bad people (oh, censorship-censorship) were kicking the poor Fraid, a colleague/opponent of Ara in philosophical debates (although we are all colleagues/opponents here, but that's not the point), our hero rushed to help and tried to reason with the people, directing them at one of the attacking hooligans - Lizard. But everyone was so engrossed in the process that they didn't hear anything. The newly arrived people were also indifferent to Arandor's speeches; they immediately joined the ongoing bacchanalia. Ar eventually got offended and, muttering under his breath that the youth is no longer what it used to be, went home.
Sky, who recently returned from an accelerated course of drug addiction treatment, was again seen with a joint. As he later explained, "I just wanted to take a puff. Just once. I needed new ideas. What's so bad about one puff?". Hmm, nothing, but before stealing a bag of marijuana from Anubis, you should insure all your organs...
You can find the rest of the facts in the press, because our broadcast, unfortunately, is coming to an end...Damn advertisers and politicians, they don't let me work...Well, kind citizens, treacherous Mafiosi, and neutral neutrals. If I remain more or less alive after this report, we will meet again on the "Wave of Amun-Ra"! This was DJ Analyst, see you soon and good luck!