(go to work on a day off)
discover at the checkout that you forgot your wallet
go out of town to go skiing and break them within the first 10 minutes
discover that as soon as you leave for rehearsal, your girlfriend calls her boyfriend and makes out with him
realize that the love words spoken by a girl and taken seriously by you were just a prank
I know 5 meat dishes...

Когда я умер, небыло никого, кто бы это опроверг
клан "Vampires"
P.S. ...но против креста Я не пойду никогда...