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Funny, someone actually fulfilled the last requirement! :D
A simpleton caught a golden fish. The fish said to him:
- Well, simpleton! Have you read fairy tales? Do you know what to do?
- I know...
- Then go ahead. The simpleton tears off a fin from the fish, throws it, and says:
- Fly, fly, little petal...
Added 16 hours 37 minutes ago
A dialogue between simpletons after listening to this song:
http://www.ahom.ru/rabota/
2:07 Alyosha Carrot: hello
2:08 Alyosha Carrot: damn, this track fried my brain
2:10 Alyosha Carrot: I've been listening to it for 15 minutes
2:10 Zombak: I haven't turned it off yet either :)
2:10 Zombak: and I don't want to
2:10 Alyosha Carrot: I'm going to put it on my phone
2:11 Alyosha Carrot: and loop it
2:11 Alyosha Carrot: and I'll never part with it (%)
2:12 tjern (postnext.com): well, I won't go that far for now
(on my phone, on repeat)
2:12 Zombak: it's already playing for the twentieth time for me
2:12 tjern (postnext.com): but, good, yeah)
2:15 mesto_zanyato: that's it! I can't listen anymore!
2:15 Zombak: AAA!!!
2:15 Zombak: but I can!
2:15 mesto_zanyato: my brain!
2:15 Alyosha Carrot: From here:
http://mrsalat.livejournal.com/84498.html
and
http://l-a-m-e-r.livejournal.com/20382.html
2:18 Zombak: RAP-TSAA
2:18 Zombak: TAKE BETS, TAKE, VARA VARA TAGA DADA
2:18 Zombak: AAA!!!
2:19 tjern (postnext.com): zombification in action ))0
2:19 Alyosha Carrot: RATSATSA!
2:19 Zombak: damn, this is cooler than PREVEDA! ):
2:19 Zombak: :))
2:19 Alyosha Carrot: dadaddaa
2:26 mesto_zanyato: well, then, give me the link to the song itself
2:30 Zombak: Apotheosis:
http://ahom.ru/rabota/
2:37 CBR (grooz.com.ua): you're awesome :)
2:38 Zombak: I've been listening to this song for about thirty minutes now :))
2:38 CBR (grooz.com.ua): and do you have something to smoke? :)
2:39 Zombak: smoke? :) Do you have any?
2:40 CBR (grooz.com.ua): yes
come on over :)
2:40 Zombak: =)))
2:41 HitMan: and I didn't know what to listen to until morning
2:41 HitMan: oh
2:41 HitMan: god exists
2:41 Zombak: =))))
2:42 HitMan: %)
2:42 HitMan: and a flash drive, oh-my-god =)
2:42 mesto_zanyato: yeah) let it dream about TYRKALA TIRKALA LANTELANDON TAKE TAKE TAKE... something weird is happening
2:43 HitMan: everyone is doomed
When I read this, I got the shakes. Damn, I burst out laughing:D