***JOKER***
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KNOW THAT IT'S TIME TO STOP IF: -
on a trip, you spend most of your time with a laptop on your lap, having put your child in the luggage compartment.
- your wife says that communication is very important in marriage, and you buy a second computer and set up a local network at home so you can chat with your wife on ICQ.
- you decide to stay at the institute for another year or two for free internet access.
- you think that losers are people with 28.8 kbps modems.
- you use emoticons in regular, paper mail.
- you don't know the gender of three of your best friends because they have neutral nicknames, and it never occurred to you to ask.
- while doing home repairs, you can't decide for a long time whether to put up wallpaper or stretch one picture across the entire wall;
- to smile, you tilt your head to the side at a 90-degree angle.
- you call taking a bath "downloading".
- you decide to install a toilet instead of a chair next to your computer.
- every time you turn off your modem, you find yourself in a terrible void and experience a colossal sense of guilt, as if you betrayed your best friend.
- when introducing yourself to new acquaintances, you say, "I'm Vasya @ mail dot ru".
- your heart starts beating faster if you see a website address in a television commercial.
- when leaving the room, you turn the speakers up to full volume so you don't miss the moment when new mail arrives.
- all your friends and acquaintances have the symbol "@" in their names.
- your dog has its own home page.
- you can't call your parents - they don't have a modem.
- you check your email. If there are no new messages, you check it again.
- getting up at three in the morning to go to the toilet, you stay at the computer until morning.
- your wife has started forbidding you to take your laptop to bed.
- your children are named Yahoo, Rambler, or Tyoma.
- you have a tattoo that says, "This body best viewed with Internet Explorer 4.0 or higher".
- after getting into a car accident, you instinctively look for the "Back" button. (I sometimes do this in class, I write something wrong and want to press ctrl+z :) )
- after reading this, the first thing you do is thank ***JOKER***.:D
on a trip, you spend most of your time with a laptop on your lap, having put your child in the luggage compartment.
- your wife says that communication is very important in marriage, and you buy a second computer and set up a local network at home so you can chat with your wife on ICQ.
- you decide to stay at the institute for another year or two for free internet access.
- you think that losers are people with 28.8 kbps modems.
- you use emoticons in regular, paper mail.
- you don't know the gender of three of your best friends because they have neutral nicknames, and it never occurred to you to ask.
- while doing home repairs, you can't decide for a long time whether to put up wallpaper or stretch one picture across the entire wall;
- to smile, you tilt your head to the side at a 90-degree angle.
- you call taking a bath "downloading".
- you decide to install a toilet instead of a chair next to your computer.
- every time you turn off your modem, you find yourself in a terrible void and experience a colossal sense of guilt, as if you betrayed your best friend.
- when introducing yourself to new acquaintances, you say, "I'm Vasya @ mail dot ru".
- your heart starts beating faster if you see a website address in a television commercial.
- when leaving the room, you turn the speakers up to full volume so you don't miss the moment when new mail arrives.
- all your friends and acquaintances have the symbol "@" in their names.
- your dog has its own home page.
- you can't call your parents - they don't have a modem.
- you check your email. If there are no new messages, you check it again.
- getting up at three in the morning to go to the toilet, you stay at the computer until morning.
- your wife has started forbidding you to take your laptop to bed.
- your children are named Yahoo, Rambler, or Tyoma.
- you have a tattoo that says, "This body best viewed with Internet Explorer 4.0 or higher".
- after getting into a car accident, you instinctively look for the "Back" button. (I sometimes do this in class, I write something wrong and want to press ctrl+z :) )
- after reading this, the first thing you do is thank ***JOKER***.:D
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