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it's oozing out from everywhere and spilling onto the keyboard

+1, that's exactly what characterizes your posts ;)

probably (censorship - for some) it's forgivable

yes, indeed, you've already been forgiven a couple of times, but I don't think it will always be the case...

paying attention to him in my opinion is generally stupid on my part, it's like getting on all fours and barking at a dog that's barking at you

but you're doing a pretty good job, come on... come on... it's fun to read, especially the writing style and spelling :D