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A little mouse asks his father:
- Dad, is it true that elephants are afraid of us?
- It is, son.
- Why?
- Because we are a GANG!!!
Two friends:
- Yesterday I ran into the apartment. I looked in the closet - nobody! Under the bed - nobody! In the refrigerator - nobody!
- So you're not married.
- What does that have to do with it?! The apartment was robbed!
The band U-2 is giving a concert in Russia.
Crowd:
- BI-2! BI-2!
Band:
- We're not BI-2, we're U-2!
Crowd:
- BI-2!
Бог есть любовь