Sacred Haven of Debauchery

I don't like it when people congratulate me on a holiday that has nothing to do with me. For example, Christmas. It's annoying. I don't celebrate Muslim holidays. And I don't celebrate generally accepted holidays either. But here they congratulate me on an Orthodox holiday. They could as well congratulate me on a holiday of the peoples of Africa or the Ostrogoths. I'll meet a girl, a young woman, a woman, a boy, a young man, a man, or, at worst, a half-human (half-animal, I mean).