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Here are a couple more funny stories about IT guys: :smile54:
Alex: Is it really possible to hack the computer science department's server and steal a networking diploma from there?
Chief: If you do that, they'll give you the diploma anyway.
mcls:
Choosing a gift.
- Well, I know you like tech more.
- I like people more! But since you can't give people as gifts anymore since 1861, I prefer tech!
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- Our boss did something funny. He went to the CEO to sign invoices for expenses. The CEO said, "You guys keep spending and spending, but when will you start generating revenue?" The boss replied, "Well, we're the IT department, so we can sell information." The CEO choked and quickly signed the invoices!
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- I just passed a drug test :-)
- Save it.
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- That'll be 283 rubles. Should I wrap it?
- Huh? No, don't wrap it, just put it in a bag... One question - is there a warranty?
- I'm sorry, what kind of warranty are you looking for?
- Well, if it can't be read?
- What do you mean?
- Well, incompatibility of requirements, for example... A defect, something like that...
- All the progressive young people know that usually, it's the other way around, and then there's a defect. In the worst case... it won't be read... Oh, I get it - you're a professional, how should I put it, at least an advanced user?
- Yes, I'm a programmer. But how did you know?
- If I were Sherlock Holmes, he would have said - by the glasses, the dirty jeans, the hard drive sticking out of your pocket, the three bottles of beer in your hands, and the keyboard under your arm. But I'm not him.... And it's much simpler. This is a paper book; it will definitely be read...
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Alex: Is it really possible to hack the computer science department's server and steal a networking diploma from there?
Chief: If you do that, they'll give you the diploma anyway.
mcls:
Choosing a gift.
- Well, I know you like tech more.
- I like people more! But since you can't give people as gifts anymore since 1861, I prefer tech!
***
- Our boss did something funny. He went to the CEO to sign invoices for expenses. The CEO said, "You guys keep spending and spending, but when will you start generating revenue?" The boss replied, "Well, we're the IT department, so we can sell information." The CEO choked and quickly signed the invoices!
***
- I just passed a drug test :-)
- Save it.
***
- That'll be 283 rubles. Should I wrap it?
- Huh? No, don't wrap it, just put it in a bag... One question - is there a warranty?
- I'm sorry, what kind of warranty are you looking for?
- Well, if it can't be read?
- What do you mean?
- Well, incompatibility of requirements, for example... A defect, something like that...
- All the progressive young people know that usually, it's the other way around, and then there's a defect. In the worst case... it won't be read... Oh, I get it - you're a professional, how should I put it, at least an advanced user?
- Yes, I'm a programmer. But how did you know?
- If I were Sherlock Holmes, he would have said - by the glasses, the dirty jeans, the hard drive sticking out of your pocket, the three bottles of beer in your hands, and the keyboard under your arm. But I'm not him.... And it's much simpler. This is a paper book; it will definitely be read...
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