Sacred Haven of Debauchery

it’s better to go to the outhouse in the garden

No, it’s not better. A private house is good, but only if that house is well-equipped.

Added 8 minutes later

rather than walking up to the 20th floor on foot

And here, it’s worth quoting Vir.

But there are several elevators, and they are made much better than our domestic ones

Not to mention that the probability of even our domestic elevator breaking down is not that high.