Adventure log.

Alright, it's my turn... Game: WH40k - Dawn Of War - Dark Crusade We played 2v2: Me - Imperial Guard Ally - Space Marines Opponents: Imperial Guard Orks WARNING! - The screenshots are quite large, about 700kb on average. Well, at first it was boring - Tier 2, we were capturing points, building generators. But soon, we found an enemy (Screenshot 1). Apparently, the enemy didn't want to talk to us and ran away (Why? We came with good intentions...). Moreover, they started shooting at us. At us! We got really offended and decided to cause some mayhem. But suddenly, some Guardsmen (not ours, different ones, Screenshot 2) showed up and prevented us from doing so. Apparently, they also came to cause mayhem, but on our base. Too bad they ran away... At this time, my Space Marine comrade started showing some tactical brilliance. The following units rushed towards the Guardsmen: a squad of Space Marines, a squad of Grey Knights with a Chaplain, and a Land Speeder (the effect this had on the Guardsmen can be seen in Screenshot 3). While we and the Space Marines were happily tearing the Guardsmen's base apart, the Orks were also happily gathering an army (Screenshot 4) and marched towards me. I had to divert some troops from beating up the innocent and order them to deal with the approaching crowd of drunken CSKA fans. But they managed to destroy my barracks... By this time, our brave troops controlled 3/4 of the map. Absolutely happy, we went to the Orks (Screenshot 5). I already had some mean guys in helmets (i.e., Kasrkin), who were efficiently harvesting Ork corpses. The Orks put up UNEXPECTED resistance. We had to retreat a little. The General barely made it (Screenshot 6). The relentless Orks were advancing towards my base. Which, frankly, is not surprising... A Leman Russ tank and a squad of Kasrkin heroically defended against the advancing hordes of capitalism (Screenshot 7). But, no matter how hard they pressed, "IT" arrived. The signal "Ready to unleash the power of ELEVEN barrels!!!" sounded. A Baneblade arrived (Screenshot 8). With the help of this unstoppable monster, the Orks quickly ran home. But, you ask, what happened to the traitorous Guardsmen regiment? It's very simple! While we were running back and forth with the Orks, they quietly rebuilt, built a couple of Leman Russes (Screenshot 9), and started to quickly tear apart my Baneblade. In the end, when my Baneblade was barely holding on, when the tracks of its treads were replaced by the guts of enemies (a terrible sight, right?), a Land Raider of the Space Marines arrived, accompanied by two Predators (Screenshot 10) - also a very impressive vehicle, although with fewer barrels. The Orks and the traitorous Guardsmen could not withstand the influx of POMPOSITY, BRILLIANCE, and VICTORY that our troops were radiating. We finally tore their base apart and built a Temple of the Emperor on the site of this great victory. GLORY TO THE EMPEROR! HYDRA DOMINATUS!