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A tragedy about the patch... (read below, if you don't know)
Today 10:37] Andrey:
The last person who knew where the patch was located!!

[Today 10:37] Andrey:
He's dead!!!

[Today 10:37] GeeVee:
We've lost him...

[Today 10:37] Andrey:
Damn it!!!

[Today 10:37] Night:
..."how could you, you bastard" - he said and showed the middle finger... and died...
[Today 10:35] Andrey:
Bastard!! If you don't tell me right now, you'll go to hell without money and pants!!
[Today 10:34] Night:
..."give me another five rubles, then I'll peacefully go to heaven/hell and tell you"...

[Today 10:34] Andrey:
WHERE IS THE PATCH????!!

[Today 10:34] Andrey:
Bastard!! Don't pretend!! Patch 1.3!!

[Today 10:33] Night:
..."patch... what the hell is a patch?"...

[Today 10:33] Andrey:
Give me my money back for this news!

[Today 10:33] Andrey:
Bastard!! Who stole the patch?

[Today 10:32] Andrey:
No... he's still alive.

[Today 10:32] Andrey:
okay. I'll search him.

[Today 10:32] Night:
...but he didn't say anything, he just showed a gun and said "I pressed the wrong button"...

[Today 10:32] Andrey:
damn... he's dead.

[Today 10:31] Andrey:
You don't have to lift your head!! Use your finger!

[Today 10:31] Andrey:
Who?? Who??

[Today 10:31] Night:
..."I was killed", he raises his head, raises his hand, straightens his index finger and points to...

[Today 10:31] Andrey:
Money is worthless.

[Today 10:30] Andrey:
You're not talking about the right thing. Name the scumbag.

[Today 10:30] Night:
..."even more"...

[Today 10:30] Andrey:
You shouldn't care anymore. I would have taken them from you anyway.

[Today 10:29] Andrey:
Bastard!! These are Belarusian rubles!!

[Today 10:29] Andrey:
Who killed you??!!

[Today 10:29] Night:
..."scumbag, it's not five rubles!" and with his last breath...

[Today 10:28] Andrey:
It's okay... I put them in your pocket. Tell me!!

[Today 10:28] Night:
..."give me five rubles", he bleeds and still talks, but he managed to hold out his hand for money...

[Today 10:27] Andrey:
Your death shouldn't be in vain!!

[Today 10:27] Andrey:
Let everyone know the truth!!

[Today 10:27] Andrey:
Tell me, Night, don't be silent!!

[Today 10:26] Andrey:
Why did you kill that man, you freak?

[Today 10:26] Night:
...he bleeds and says...

[Today 10:26] Andrey:
Damn it!!

[Today 10:26] Night:
I know who it is! It's... (falls dead, struck by a bullet)

[Today 10:26] Andrey:
See!!

[Today 10:25] Rean:
and I have 1.3 muahahaha

[Today 10:25] Rean:
mwahahahaha

[Today 10:25] Andrey:
There's no need to look for him. He doesn't hide much. He, the bastard, is among us!! On our forum!!

[Today 10:24] Night:
The scumbag is playing the patched version and laughing at us!

[Today 10:24] Andrey:
yeah.

[Today 10:23] Rean:


[Today 10:23] Night:
Expression of rage!

[Today 10:23] Rean:
Today, Ubisoft announced that someone stole the patch! The whole Heroes community around the world is looking for this scumbag because only he has the source code of the patch.