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They Killed the Valkyrie! 1.0
Have you tuned your TVs to our channel? Yes? And you want to know what happened to our hero next? Will he find the Valkyrie? Will he dig her up? What will happen next? And, surely, you have many more questions! Right?
In that case, we are happy to inform you...
That you will not find answers to all these questions. And instead of a series about the Guest, a film called "One Day in the Life of a Jester!" will be released.Attention! This film does not contain violence or tragic scenes! Therefore, viewing is strictly prohibited for those over thirteen years old! Even with parents! (Amendment: viewing is allowed under the supervision of a younger brother or sister).
A brief overview of the film:
His name is Arandor. He's a cool guy from the neighborhood, and also a pacifist. He recently won the "Royal Jester" nomination and is very proud of it! This film tells about one ordinary day in his life, the life of a slightly mischievous, slightly silly, but very cool guy (the screenwriter is absolutely sincere ;))!
A lively street in an ordinary town, the sun shines, illuminating the path for our hero. He runs cheerfully - enjoying life. Stopping at a flower stall, he chooses flowers for his beloved. Arandor was going on a date, on which so much depended, but he didn't even suspect what a long way he would have to go.
- Eh! What a wonderful day today! The dandelions I bought smell so wonderful! It's a pity I have to go through this street. But it doesn't matter - my beloved is waiting for me! I can't be late!
Feeling something was wrong, Arandor slightly increased his pace. First, he walked faster, and then he started running. After running a few blocks, constantly doing parkour - jumping over cars, fences, and other obstacles, he looked back and saw a person behind him... A girl. Stop!
- Stop! - Arandor turned around and said - who are you?
- Hello, Badboy!
- What the...?
- Are you interested in "special" services? ;)
- Huh? No, get lost.
- Well, what a jerk! F*ck you!
Pfft, crazy - the guy thought.
- Well, whatever! My beloved is waiting for me! My sweetheart! I miss you so much!!!
Half an hour passed.
- Hey, Arandor, bro!
- Hi, bro!
- Don't you remember your old friends? He-he.
- Of course not! No to war! No to racism!
- He-he. Sit down.
... On the horizon, a guy dressed as a Nazi appeared.
- What the...? He-he. Guys! Arandor!
*We still beat up that damn Nazi together! Damn, we're so cool!*
Broken nose, bruised kidneys... poor Nazi. But let's not talk about sad things - Arandor still made it to the meeting place.
Girl: Arandor! Where were you? You're late! I missed you... and I was worried!
Arandor: Hello, darling! You can't even imagine what happened to me... Oh yes, here - the guy handed the crumpled dandelions to the girl - so... First, someone was chasing me. I started running - and not in vain! It turned out to be a guy, and he had a gun!
Girl: Oh my God! Are you okay?!
Arandor: Yes! With a spinning kick, I knocked the weapon out of his hands, and I knocked him down *damn, I'm so cool*. In general, everything is fine, but what happened next... I met my old friend, a pacifist. We sat peacefully, smoking a little, when a whole crowd of Nazis attacked us! We fought for a long time, but we still won! Although there were dozens *mmm, no*, hundreds of them! In general, we won thanks to my fighting skills!
Girl: Arandor! You're so great! You're my hero!
And what happened next... You don't need to know that :)
P.S. I wrote this quickly to lighten the mood (: