Golden Persimmon

Why throw it away? You can make a nice coaster out of a modem. Or, for example, a portable armored soap dish. ))

And it also leaks this mind-numbing liquid called the internet.
Well, first I'll throw it away, and then I'll repurpose what's left for something.)

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Who is capable of rereading the entire Haven from beginning to end?