Sacred Haven of Debauchery

If it weren't for them, you'd still be living in a cave, have rotten teeth, and consider dying at 30 to be a blessing – that is, in old age.

I would feel no worse than I do now. I would simply not be aware of the benefits that exist in our time, and I would be fine without them.

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Lizorde, what's on your avatar?
For some reason, it seems to me that it's a devilishly photoshopped, drunken Santa Claus, Tuomas >_