Stirlitz leaned over the map of the USSR; the Soviet spy was irresistibly drawn to his homeland...:D
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A draft was coming from the window. Stirlitz closed the window. The draft disappeared...
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Four rabbis are walking and arguing about something. One says, "I'm right, I am!" And the others convince him otherwise. And then he says, "Well, God himself will prove that I'm right!" And then the heavens open, and God comes out and says, "He's right!"
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