Ice Bolt to your ear!!!
My biker friend had the same kind of desperate friends pierce his ear in a park on a bench using alcohol and either a needle, a pin, or something else sharp enough. Of course, it was done with his consent. He's incredibly thrifty :D
Bow down and hear our cry,
Our earthly rulers falter,
Our people drift and die,
The walls of gold entomb us,
The swords of scorn divide,
Take not thy thunder from us,
Take away our pride.
G.K. Chesterton: English Hymnal