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A dark elf is a friend, comrade, and slave to another dark elf.
A rare gargoyle will barely make it to the middle of the Dnieper.
Mages are divided into those who cast curses and those who counter them. But necromancers are not divided – they decay.
"Knowledge is power," thought the demon. Then he reasoned: "I have power, I don't need intelligence," and ignored the rest of the stats.
What is good for a necromancer is death for everyone else.
"Why can't stools fly like birds?" thought the mage and created a gargoyle.
Where does it begin, and what is the end that ends at the neck of a djinn?
"One head is good, but three are better" (c) Cerberus breeder.
"Three heads are good, but six are better" (c) Hydra breeder.
Vampire conference on the topic: "Is there life in a skeleton?"
Golem conference on the topic: "Can machines think?"
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It's hard to die, but it's even harder to die badly. - Nicholas.
A healthy spirit resides in a dead body. - Markel.
It's good where we are not yet. - Kha-Belekh
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Isabelle and Markel are storming the cities of mages. They have been marching continuously for three days. One of the adjutants:
-The troops are tired, Your Majesty. May I suggest we take a break?
Isabelle:
-No time! We'll rest in the afterlife.
Markel, to himself:
-But I doubt that will happen.
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A Rakshasa asks the elder gremlin:
-How do you manage to repair golems from a distance?
-It's very simple! I point my magic blunderbuss at it and say: "Reparo!"
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Rai'lag enters a tavern:
-Landlord! Prepare two rooms for the night.
-Excuse me, sir, but why do you need two?
-Well, there are two of us: me and Agrael.
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A hero-dwarf on a mammoth watches as an army of scholars, led by a heroine on an elephant, travels up the hill. Gently stroking the mammoth's mane: "Eh-eh-eh, animal, are you worried that you won't have anyone to chase anymore..."
A rare gargoyle will barely make it to the middle of the Dnieper.
Mages are divided into those who cast curses and those who counter them. But necromancers are not divided – they decay.
"Knowledge is power," thought the demon. Then he reasoned: "I have power, I don't need intelligence," and ignored the rest of the stats.
What is good for a necromancer is death for everyone else.
"Why can't stools fly like birds?" thought the mage and created a gargoyle.
Where does it begin, and what is the end that ends at the neck of a djinn?
"One head is good, but three are better" (c) Cerberus breeder.
"Three heads are good, but six are better" (c) Hydra breeder.
Vampire conference on the topic: "Is there life in a skeleton?"
Golem conference on the topic: "Can machines think?"
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It's hard to die, but it's even harder to die badly. - Nicholas.
A healthy spirit resides in a dead body. - Markel.
It's good where we are not yet. - Kha-Belekh
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Isabelle and Markel are storming the cities of mages. They have been marching continuously for three days. One of the adjutants:
-The troops are tired, Your Majesty. May I suggest we take a break?
Isabelle:
-No time! We'll rest in the afterlife.
Markel, to himself:
-But I doubt that will happen.
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A Rakshasa asks the elder gremlin:
-How do you manage to repair golems from a distance?
-It's very simple! I point my magic blunderbuss at it and say: "Reparo!"
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Rai'lag enters a tavern:
-Landlord! Prepare two rooms for the night.
-Excuse me, sir, but why do you need two?
-Well, there are two of us: me and Agrael.
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A hero-dwarf on a mammoth watches as an army of scholars, led by a heroine on an elephant, travels up the hill. Gently stroking the mammoth's mane: "Eh-eh-eh, animal, are you worried that you won't have anyone to chase anymore..."
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