Sacred Haven of Debauchery

My friend asked me to calculate the binary logarithm of eight.

The logarithm base 2 of eight. I had to think about it for a while myself.
Once, a classmate from another chat program messaged me, pretending to be a girl with a non-traditional orientation and trying to seduce me... I wanted to create a chat account under a male name and tease her through that account. In the end, I gave up, but sometimes I feel like doing it and seeing how many "DeffA4ek" would message me. Haha, I can imagine their reaction when they find out the truth.
One of my friends also played a prank, messaging me from an account named Luke. She said that girls were flocking to her.