My medical record is a bit too thick.
As for chronic conditions, I have the early stages of gastritis (but who doesn't?), biliary dyskinesia (something scary and incomprehensible, but I can live with it, although they put me in the preparatory group for physical education), a deformation of something (either the gallbladder or something else), slight hypertension (or is it hypertonia?), filled teeth, thyroid problems, and a couple more unpleasant things, mostly due to an unhealthy lifestyle.
I also have an unpleasant genetic predisposition... So far, so good, but what will happen next is anyone's guess.
There's also a glitch, but it's more of a feature than a bug, although it's very annoying: disproportionately long legs. I can't wear any fitted clothes.
And there's also a funny glitch with my skin: I tan very poorly, but I have a lot of moles on my body, my face is covered in freckles, and I have a huge birthmark on my left arm, almost on my palm. They wanted to do an operation to remove it, but I got sick, and my parents gave up on the idea – if it doesn't bother me, then it's fine.
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