Sacred Haven of Debauchery

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I was playing a game about the last day of school and the Unified State Exam... I was wearing a black cloak with a hood, and I had a real scythe with a foil-wrapped blade in my hand. I walked up to these idiots, and they asked me, "Who are you?" And I opened my cloak, and there was a piece of paper attached to the black fabric that said "Unified State Exam." The effect was indescribable.