Sacred Haven of Debauchery

No, Magic is Magic, aka Magic: The Gathering, aka the most popular and richest fantasy collectible card game, created by Wizards of the Coast back in 1993 and still alive and thriving. I even have it in my signature) a piece of the Ashenmoor Liege card, he's riding a dead wolf there and adds +1/+1 to all black and red creatures under your control, he's really annoying /: and if his opponent targets him, the vassal deals 4 damage to their face, so you can't just ignore him, but he's a 4/1, which means he's easy to defeat. And in general, he's immediately removed with Path to Exile or Oblivion Ring/Journey to Nowhere, and no one suffers /: Just like any creature. Especially if you're playing against Jund right now, he completely destroys, he has a lot of removal, like 20 spells /: but creature decks are really good against him, my Naya deck has absolutely no chance x(
I need 50 bucks, then I'll order Jund soon, come to Moscow, and lose to everyone /:
I can still mess with your heads a little)))

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Pla, Amko posted a huge post with kawaii /: I'll start giving him rep))

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Kosh, don't you see the userbar or don't you know what it is?

It explains a lot))