Imaris
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It's anime, after all. Just look at it.
By the way, I love Miyazaki's work.
You might as well say "Sailor Moon." My brain could only handle 5-6 episodes of THAT when I was 8. I still remember the plot:
Villain: Okay, I need to cause trouble for these humans *plots evil schemes*
*Sailor Moon and her friends hang out where the villain is plotting*
*the villain's schemes manifest*
Sailor Moon and her friends: We're cool, we're spouting nonsense... Err, of course, we're bringing vengeance in the name of the Moon! MAAAACHI, YOU JERKS!!!
*the villain's minions wave away the mini-skirts*
*Sailor Moon cries*
*Tuxedo Mask appears*
Tuxedo Mask: Sailor Moon, take down the jerk!
Sailor Moon: Hyper-mega-super-duper-cool-definitely-lunar attack, jerk, get ready!
*the jerk gets taken down and self-destructs*
*Tuxedo Mask leaves*
*Sailor Moon and her friends continue hanging out*
I remember, my dad and I turned on 2x2, and some anime was playing, and we laughed a lot at some "Cassier's Destructive Whirlwind"))
Then we chatted and came up with all sorts of "Deadly Salesman Tornadoes," "Destructive Apothecary Waves," etc. xD
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I have a question for those in the know, or rather two:
1) Where can I watch "Useless Beasts," "Magic on Loan," and another "anime from the late 90s whose name I forgot, but it's a parody about a group of anti-heroes led by a guy who looks a lot like Lina Inverse," with subtitles, because I hate any fandub except Cuba77, and the Persona99 fandub is pure evil. Can you suggest something? Because I couldn't find it on Mail.ru or Rutube.
2) Are Shinigami, Lau, Ciel's Servants, the Prince with his Servant, Pluto, and Viscount Druitt the only good characters?