Sacred Haven of Debauchery

These cold temperatures are getting to me… It’s freezing outside, freezing at the university, and I’m sitting at home next to a heater >< As a result, I’m eating vitamins and other stuff by the handful, I’m running out of oxolinic ointment, my throat doesn’t hurt, and I don’t have a cough, runny nose, or any other joys of life, but my head is just… gone… I wish someone would chop it off for me(((