Fun

If our children had their own forum, what topics would be discussed?

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"Trying to feed me cauliflower: how should I react?!"

"Haven't pooped in 2 days, how to avoid suppositories, Duphalac, enemas, etc.?"

"SOS!!!! Mom is sleeping all night!"

"How do you like the Chicco Polly high chair?"

"They won't let me tear the wallpaper!"

"How to sneak up on the cat?"

"A visit to the local clinic. I'm fed up."

"They won't let me scatter cat litter. How should I react?"

"They put me to bed at 9 pm. How to fight it?"

"My embarrassing photos are on the internet. How to deal with it?"

"Vacation abroad. Is it worth taking parents with you?"

"Lip biting and other ways of creative self-expression."

"Why does a pack of wipes only cover half the room, and where does mom keep the second one?"

"What should a mom be able to do at 27 and a half?"

"Who has tasted Bepanthen ointment? I really want to, but haven't had the chance yet..."

"Is it possible for a breast to be separate from mom?"

"Do you get kissed on the butt?"

"Recommend a speech therapist for grandma."

"How many phones have you already chewed on?"

Help! I put on my boots - how do I stand up now?

How to learn to sleep without letting go of the breast? As soon as I fall asleep, it falls out.

Services: Artistic smearing of porridge on the face.

Who has what mobile? My own melodies are already boring, let's exchange them.

"Mom's nose isn't very elastic. Is that normal?"

"Help! Hair is growing!!!"

"Selling a set of clothes for mom, size 46."

"What pose should I take in my sleep so that everyone at home can watch and admire? Let's share experiences."

"Is mom just tapping her fingers on the keyboard, or does it mean something?"

"Sharing experience - which container is more convenient to pee in."

"Has anyone experienced this? Mom is humming off-key and it's keeping me from falling asleep."

"What should I eat so that I poop purple?"

"Masik, bunny, sunshine, sweetie, kitty... how do I know my name?"

"Mom is strangely happy about my poop - which specialist should I see?"

"She can't sing at 25! Who should I contact?"

"Dad's bald spot isn't growing back. Is it rickets?"

"I get carrot puree, she gets chocolate. Where's the justice?!"

"Where's the nose? Where are the eyes?... Do they not know themselves?"

"Mom's stomach is bloated. What's wrong with her?"

A CRY FROM THE HEART: The cat is fed better! And all attempts to establish
justice are harshly suppressed! Why?!!!

"Poll for babies: what would you like mom to eat on New Year's Eve?"

Poll: who has tried houseplants? Which ones are tastier?

"I'm tired of mom's breast! I want dad's! Has anyone else experienced this?"

"How to get rid of hair on dad's chest? He screams when I try to pull it out. Suggest a painless method!"

"Help, mom doesn't fall asleep until I suck on her breast for 40 minutes."

"I'M FULL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How do I explain this to my parents?"

"I really need your financial support: we don't have salt and sugar. We're eating plain porridge. I feel sick."

"Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker's man... What is the creative potential of your parents?"

"Why does my sister always stick her tongue out at me and make faces? Is it a lack of culture?"

"Help! The new diaper makes me look fat!!! Recommend a good model!"

"Sucking on a breast and a finger at the same time. Is that maximalism?"

"I get washed every day. Are there any other dirty ones?"