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Hello, our dear readers. We present to you a new issue of our newspaper. In our small town, disturbing events are happening again – read about it in the main topic of the issue.
- Chief Editor Snegurochka.
Important Guest
Today, Santa Claus’s own brother, Joulupukki, arrived in Veliky Ustyug from Finland. A specially prepared commission met the delegation, and our photographer also attended the event (see the photos on the first page). The almost glowing-with-happiness Ta Kotoraya… greeted the dear guest with bread and salt. In the middle of the meeting, a breathless Magnus ran up – he clearly had a fun night. Joulupukki, together with a retinue of gnomes, settled in the city hotel.
Hooligan Prank?
Kash, who had been sleeping peacefully all night, could not get out of his house in the morning – someone stuffed the keyhole with matches. The team of locksmiths who arrived found Crabby lying in the snow in front of the house. The poor fellow was pierced with a saber and showed no signs of life, and a chain of fresh footprints stretched north from him. Detectives are questioning witnesses, but not with much enthusiasm – the events of last night interested them much more. Expect new details of the case in the next issue.
Classifieds
Our editorial office reminds you that you can send in your articles and announcements. A competition for the best article has also been announced – the winner will receive a special gift from Santa Claus.
Working snowmen:
2. Gur
3. Arandor
4. Siverfale
5. Kash
6. Magnus
7. WhiteLizard
8. Drnik
9. Hermit
10. Pandora
11. Xostor
12. Wesker
13. Tieru
14. Neira Drake
15. Wedma
16. Freud
17. Ta Kotoraya...
19. Ple-Sen
Non-working snowmen:
1. crabby
20. Kyle
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