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Yesterday, I had a dream that my mobile phone broke, and I took it to Euroset to get it replaced. They seemed willing to replace it, but they kept bringing out one mobile phone after another – old Siemens phones with black and white screens – and they kept trying to sell them to me, and I was getting angrier and angrier, and I thought I was going to snap and tear them all apart. And then they offered me a phone charm as compensation, a huge black and pink heart. That was the last straw. I said I would never wear something like that. Then I woke up. I checked my phone – it was still there. But the feeling lingered.