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I'm not going to. I have plenty of decent underwear. And seriously, why are you all so obsessed with my underwear? It would be better to launch Arandor in three pairs of socks into the Kremlin and force Putin to fulfill our demands. (I know that formally, Medvedev is our president, but we all know who really holds the power.)