Sacred Haven of Debauchery

Ugh, today I was walking home from gym class and saw two dogs and a crowd of people laughing and taking pictures of them. The dogs were stuck together, rear to rear, and were trying to separate, presumably they were mating and got stuck. I didn't immediately understand about the puppies (because I've never seen anything like that in that position) and thought that some idiot or a group of idiots had tied their tails together or even glued them, I approached and tried to separate them, but it didn't work) then it gradually dawned on me.
What a degradation, ha-ha-ha, it's funny, everyone was laughing at the poor things.
But I felt sorry for them.
Unlike those that burned.