| From now on, and forevermore, you are a dream merchant. |
You have the richest imagination of all the magical merchants – it is truly inexhaustible. Your mysterious, kind smile immediately puts your customers at ease. It is very difficult to find you; for this, they wander the streets at night, peering into the moonlight, and, if they are lucky, you descend from the night's gloom on a silver dragon. For your wares, you ask for different things – from some, simply a sincere smile; from others, a sack of oatmeal; from others, a diamond; and from others, chicken feathers. The next day, you slip in with the moonlight through your customer's window, take the payment, which the dragon immediately swallows, lazily flapping its wings outside the window or curled up in a ball on the roof, and give them the dream. Every dream you create is created by you from beginning to end – you invent its content, take a piece of parchment from the skin of a moon rabbit, and write the dream on it with invisible ink, which you obtain by scooping water from rivers that reflect the stars. You write the dream with both hands, using owl feathers – with your right hand from the upper left edge (from the beginning of the dream), and with your left hand from the right bottom (from the end of the dream), and you finish simultaneously in the center of the sheet (in its middle). Then, you seal each dream in a multi-colored envelope; each color represents the nature of the dream. Red – erotic, green – adventurous, blue – relaxing, black – a nightmare (for those who like it), yellow – absurd. The envelopes can also be striped. The customer places the unopened envelope under their pillow and at night sees everything you have described to them. If such an envelope is opened, no one but you will be able to decipher it. You, however, only dream of one thing – to get a good night's sleep, because you get very tired giving others fleeting illusions. ![]() |
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And in all the tests, my imagination is off the charts... maybe it really is? :smile04:
Наше оружие - неожиданность! Неожиданность и страх, страх и неожиданность - это два наших оружия! Плюс безжалостность - три наших оружия: страх, неожиданность и безжалостность! И ещё фанатичная преданность Папе - четвёртое! Наше оружие включает в себя... наше оружие включает в себя... страх, неожиданность... я сейчас!
